Shameless Plug

I've started selling my TOON NOIR art backgrounds at the Renderosity marketplace. Set 1 has a sci-fi theme, but upcoming sets will include an urban set and a horror set.

Here are some scaled-down sample images:

Me at The Winnies

If you can ignore the doofus on the left (which I advise), Irina looks quite lovely.



You want to know the real tragedy? This is me AFTER having lost a bunch of weight. And now you see why I plan to do all my vlogging behind the camera...

Things I Learned At The 2007 Winnies

1. Irina has trouble keeping her balls off the floor.

2. Cholas can be clumsy as hell and still be sexy as hell.

3. Bonny Pierzina has furry feet.

4. There is nothing not funny about a man in his underwear ranting about retards.

Winnies Promo

Okay, here's the deal with my promo for the 2007 Winnies...

First off, much thanks to Lan Bui of Noodle Scar for some much needed advice on video compression.

You can watch the promo here or at the Winnies website. I've had problems embedding it in this blog, so I'm not going to futz with it further.

Now the story behind the promo: ages and ages ago I found myself in the odd position of directing a couple of fetish videos with porn actress Mika Tan. My business partners and I - who had only nominal experience in video production and none at all in the adult entertainment industry - spent an entire day shooting Mika at a house way out in Azusa.

Upon wrapping production, we were all very pleased with ourselves.

It was only when I sat down to edit that I noticed Mika's impassioned moaning and hollering was all but drowned out by the most annoying air conditioner hum in human history.

So the producer I was working with hustled a camcorder out to Mika's place and left it up to her to do some quick and dirty ADR.

The resulting footage was very amusing. Mika hanging out in her bedroom, getting bored, playing with her cat... all the while unleashing a torrent of orgasmic grunts, groans and whimpers absent of any real sexual context.

It certainly sucks the wind out of any delusions one might have about how much the stars of their favorite spank films are actually enjoyng themselves...

Unleash Your Inner Circle

My Inner Circle webcomic is still on hiatus, but should be kicking back to life in the very near future with a whole new look and direction. In the meantime, all the old pages are still there gathering dust.

If you're into public domain superheroes from long-defunct publishers, you should give 'em a look.

Monkey, We Hardly Knew Ye

The feline server, sadly, is permanently offline. But she lives on through the magic of pictures and video.

Unleash Your Inner Tard

Hey actresses!

I'm currently casting HELIOTARD, a daily online comedy show best described as "cute girls talking crap." If you can look good and act weird, you may be just what I need.

Non-union! No pay! No perks! No lunch!

Nothin' but fame, Baby.

(Okay, maybe a sandwich. But NO CHIPS!)

Email pics and info to cjburdick@sbcglobal.net.

About The Burdick

Christopher J. Burdick - me - is/am a Los Angeles based screenwriter specializing in indie horror and comedy.

I was born in Massachusetts, went to USC film school for all of two years, sold a few screenplays for a handful of magic beans and now I waste a lot of time trying to make bank on the internet.

My produced scripts include HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO. Everything else worth knowing - and a good deal worth ignoring - is on my IMDB page.